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JoE got a death wish, you want me to bring it. Ill

Sat Apr 3, 2004, 3:14 PM
listen, i spit the fires
that everyman desires
hot and lovely
are my words of glory
its the passion and the feast
that you find in a sexy beast
strutting and hussling
swaying and playing
is the the way i swing
i dont take lip or your zing
because im the lyrical minister
and your rymes are just sinister
let say this slowly
because your dumber then a poney
YOU ....CANT....COMPETE
cause your beats stink more then your feet
its sad but a true story
about a kid with gay lover named morey
you may say your a bong master
but i say your a dong master
your a little preppy emo kid
who has a trash can that i dare not touch the lid
you maybe not happy with my style
but ur tiny t-shirts are hunted by petafiles
i go and by with class
fifth grade shirts are not big enough to wipe your ass
you come and go but your whinning stays behind
its almost as bad sean yelling, "YOUR BLIND!"
you little bitch are just a complainer
i know you cant rap, but dont cry, get a trainer
im the ship shap shippidy doo
and baby your just a bitch bach botchidy boo
im tip tap tired of this topic
frankly your image makes me sick
c ya wouldnt want to be you
c you

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:iconspacemunky027:
can i cop a feel?
and rub your pecks?
eat a sloppy mcmeal
while u flex?
you know what i want
slippity flip flap flew
with this game i taunt
the whole 4 cow crew
my gizzards buck wild
a vernacular so crisp
you rap like a child
and have super strait lisp
where are ya trent?
im knockin on your door
my message is sent
you want some more?
:iconspacemunky027:
jesus

how many times you going to use the word ho
cause u aint got no vocabulary and ur mind is to slow?
to spit words and attempt to show
that ur game is sloppier than a pakistani hobo
lyrics that stink worse than the grass those mexicans tried to grow
in ur backyard and ur mom went uh oh! that shits gotta go!
i bob the crowd to and fro
an' got more soul than the love below
i get people hotter than a flamin moe
only person u get hot is that fat ass girl from anthro
ur nothin but a faggy goth kid who likes the crow
and masturbates to edgar allen poe

steppin towards me is a deathwish
more scarrier than the tumors u get stitched
i'll leave u swimmin with the fish
with the mad shots that i rhyme and dish
so go over with christopher and have a canish
and just sit there and take it...LIKE A BITCH!
:iconwafflecakes:
my thought to today is that titties are good
:iconwafflecakes:
dont get to cocky
cause your mommy might catch your dick in a socky
dont think yourself, as that highlee
ur rap is more white then robert e lee
so what if im polish
im proud and you know this
i have my huge kebassa sausage, i want you to kiss
it s so big you wont miss
while talking about dick
all you got a tiny little prick
which makes the girls sick
when the look at it
all they see a uncut mess and throw a fit

dam scott
im starting a boycott
against you dumbass ho
who cant get more tan then albino
you cant rap against me beacause youll fail
ill leave you in the dust looking more pail
if that is possible, that is
because your the color of jiz
your looking pretty skinny
then the ankle of pop icon britney
you look like moron with your style
and stop acting your black and stop watching eight mile

your just a fag
but there is nothing a lag
you in mud ill drag
then shoot you with my mag
then wipe the blood with my jizz rag
thats right then ill brag
how we dont have to listen 2 you nag
everyone would celebrate, even jag
they wave that american flag
everyone likes you in a black bag
then your face will make everyone gag
:iconthechief:
Nick!! im SO sorry i kinda woke you up, i dont know if i did or not... if i did, me so sorry- i thought of you on the way home, cause i said i'd call you :( so yeah have a good time... sorry if i woked you!!!
:iconspacemunky027:
pepperoni back
ur saying the same shit with ur last attack
ur weak rhymes are through
get some material thats new
what u trying to prove?
that im whiter than glue?
that my ass smells like poo?
i'll take u to schoo
leave ur mouth with some buttery residue
when u finish sean and his purple head spews
u like ta nibble and chew
and take it in the rear while u scream moooooooo

but enough of this fellatio chit chat
where'd u get that basketball stat?
u like to flatter urself with the self proclaimed "b ball king"
but after i juked and jived i know it left a sting
to know that a kid with a power trip and white buns
could wash the planks of a polish pirate's great grandson
but frankly, id rather not waste my talented rhymes on simpletun
i just stuck a fork in u, ur done
so keep fantasizing about chumps chanting ur name
:iconspacemunky027:
cause its the closest ur gonna get to fame

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